Everyone Can Enjoy The 'Teacher-Student'Jokes We Have Complied Over Here


1.       Teacher: "What is the purpose of having school?"
           Student: Without school there wouldn't be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.

2.       A new teacher, trying to make use of her psychology courses, started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid,             stand up."  After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. 
         The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
          "No Ma'am, "he said. "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

3.       A teacher asked, "What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?"
          A student said, "Whoa!!!"

4.       Kid comes home from 1st day at school. 
          Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' 
          Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

5.       Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention, Anil.
            Anil: I'm paying as little as I can, teacher.

6.       Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?" 
           Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" 
           Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

7.       Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? 
           Student: No, he did it all by himself.

8.       Teacher: What is the meaning of Attention Deficit                            Hyperactive Disorder?  
           Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba. 
           Teacher: I don't understand anything you said. 
           Student: Same here.

9.       Teacher: Are you good at math? 
           Pupil: Yes and no 
          Teacher: What do you mean? 
          Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

10.   Teacher: "Ravi, what is the outside of a tree called?" 
         Ravi: "I don’t know." 
        Teacher: "Bark, Ravi, bark." 
         Ravi: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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